My name’s Keith Tilbury and I live in North London. I was a stand-up comedian for a few years in the 90s, studied Spanish at university and have had more jobs than you can count on 10 hands, including pizza maker (very tasty), cereal shelf stacker (very straight) and bank clerk (very boring). Nowadays, when I am not writing, I work as a primary school teacher.

I like music (especially blues), I play the piano a bit, do the occasional triathlon and enjoy being silly with my friends. I like playing scrabble and also enjoy staying in and watching films with Dave, my beard.

I don’t like broccoli or footballers who cry and fall over all the time.