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Book week is coming!

Hello! So, there are exciting times ahead: as many of you children will know, it’s book week at the end of February. Well, I feel very lucky to have been asked to spend a day talking about my book, The Wozard of Iz and the Great Blue Ruby at Holly Park Primary School in Friern…
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Nuts for Bananas

I can now tell you that the book of poetry is getting closer. It’s shadow hangs over me like a big rubber vulture. I was originally going to get together 99 poems but have since realised that 99 is a really common number in books and cds. For example, 99 Ways to Tie a Banana…
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Amazon reviews galore

So, 2013 eh? What’s that all about? That’s me being philosophical. If you ever want to be philosophical, just say ‘What’s that all about?’ and everyone will think you’re really clever, apart from people who are actually clever themselves and can see through you. Anyway, enough of that nonsense. I’ve been looking at the amazon…
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I said Bum!

A Slightly Mental Poem about Animals and Fruit

I’ve written quite a few poems over the last five years and will be producing a book of poetry sometime early in 2013. They’re mainly nonsense poems like this one: A Slightly Mental Poem about Animals and Fruit The monkey was a hippo, The hippo was an ape, The apple was an orange, The orange…
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The Wozard of Iz ebook is alive!

Out now!

Hooray! After 5 years of writing and trying and rejections and all that other stuff that writers go through, I have finally decided to publish my own book. It’s called ‘The Wozard of Iz and the Great Blue Ruby’. It’s all about a rubbish wizard called Pancho Tonto who, no matter how hard he tries…
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