Pictured is one of my favourite meals from when I was a younger version of myself (a little boy, just in case you were wondering).
It’s a very healthy meal developed by extremely clever scientists during the 1970s: it’s not just tomatoes, it’s tomato sauce. It’s not just bread, it’s toast. ‘And then what do you do Keith?’ I hear you cry. Well, you just put the tomato sauce on the toast and you’ve got that fantastic meal called tomato sauce on toast. It’s full of tasty, toasty, tomato goodness, so why not try it? If your mum won’t let you because she thinks it’s not very healthy, I suggest you sneak down into the kitchen at night and try it without anyone knowing. Just don’t mention my name if you get caught. I don’t want to get in trouble with your mum.