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I Used To Be a Horse!

Yes, that’s right, I used to be a horse. The picture here is of me on a radio show back in 2011 before I had an operation to turn me into a man. As you can see, I was quite a remarkable horse. I could talk, fry an egg, brush my teeth, create simple bar…
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Where’s Brian the Lion?

  This is Brian. He looks very cute and cuddly, but he is vicious. He eats all sorts of animals and doesn’t care what anybody thinks. He sleeps on my bed. Once he nearly ripped my head off while I was sleeping. It was a lucky escape. Here’s a poem about him.      …
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