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I Used To Be a Horse!

Yes, that’s right, I used to be a horse. The picture here is of me on a radio show back in 2011 before I had an operation to turn me into a man. As you can see, I was quite a remarkable horse. I could talk, fry an egg, brush my teeth, create simple bar…
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World Book Day!

On March 5th and 6th (World Book Day) I was lucky enough to visit St. Catherine’s Primary School in High Barnet, where I met lots of lovely children who were full of fantastic and very silly ideas (That’s me on the left. I’m the one with not much hair). Thanks to Judy VdA for arranging…
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Where’s Brian the Lion?

  This is Brian. He looks very cute and cuddly, but he is vicious. He eats all sorts of animals and doesn’t care what anybody thinks. He sleeps on my bed. Once he nearly ripped my head off while I was sleeping. It was a lucky escape. Here’s a poem about him.      …
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Monster Small, Monster Big

Yes, that’s right, you’re not mistaken, it’s a picture book without pictures. ‘But that’s stupid,’ I hear you cry. I disagree. It just means that the book is already written and the pictures have to be drawn by you! It’s a book of opposites with a difference and there’s a nice little surprise at the…
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Healthy Eating!!!

Pictured is one of my favourite meals from when I was a younger version of myself (a little boy, just in case you were wondering). It’s a very healthy meal developed by extremely clever scientists during the 1970s: it’s not just tomatoes, it’s tomato sauce. It’s not just bread, it’s toast. ‘And then what do…
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Bulubulubulubulubulubulubulub

Well, well, well, three holes in the ground. It has been a long time since I got around to adding a new post to the blog, although nobody reads it anyway, so what’s the point? Actually, there is a point and that point is to let you know that after a long wait my book…
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Nuts for Bananas

I can now tell you that the book of poetry is getting closer. It’s shadow hangs over me like a big rubber vulture. I was originally going to get together 99 poems but have since realised that 99 is a really common number in books and cds. For example, 99 Ways to Tie a Banana…
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Amazon reviews galore

So, 2013 eh? What’s that all about? That’s me being philosophical. If you ever want to be philosophical, just say ‘What’s that all about?’ and everyone will think you’re really clever, apart from people who are actually clever themselves and can see through you. Anyway, enough of that nonsense. I’ve been looking at the amazon…
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I said Bum!

I’ve written quite a few poems over the last five years and will be producing a book of poetry sometime early in 2013. They’re mainly nonsense poems like this one: A Slightly Mental Poem about Animals and Fruit The monkey was a hippo, The hippo was an ape, The apple was an orange, The orange…
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The Wozard of Iz ebook is alive!

Hooray! After 5 years of writing and trying and rejections and all that other stuff that writers go through, I have finally decided to publish my own book. It’s called ‘The Wozard of Iz and the Great Blue Ruby’. It’s all about a rubbish wizard called Pancho Tonto who, no matter how hard he tries…
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