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Where’s Brian the Lion?

  This is Brian. He looks very cute and cuddly, but he is vicious. He eats all sorts of animals and doesn’t care what anybody thinks. He sleeps on my bed. Once he nearly ripped my head off while I was sleeping. It was a lucky escape. Here’s a poem about him.      …
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The Cat on the Hat

You’ve heard all about the Cat in the Hat, now comes the cat ON the hat! Meet Bruce, the new cat in my life. He’s one of those hairless Sphynx cats that normally inspire an ‘uuurgh!’ from people who see a picture of them, although he’s the loveliest and friendliest cat I’ve ever known. Because…
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Frankfurt Book Fair

So, I was recently lucky enough to be asked by the good people at epubli, the company I publish with, to do a reading of The Wozard of Iz and the Great Blue Ruby at the Frankfurt Book Fair, which is the biggest book fair in the world! I also read some poems from my Poetry book…
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Well, well, well, three holes in the ground. It has been a long time since I got around to adding a new post to the blog, although nobody reads it anyway, so what’s the point? Actually, there is a point and that point is to let you know that after a long wait my book…
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I said Bum!

I’ve written quite a few poems over the last five years and will be producing a book of poetry sometime early in 2013. They’re mainly nonsense poems like this one: A Slightly Mental Poem about Animals and Fruit The monkey was a hippo, The hippo was an ape, The apple was an orange, The orange…
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